Lazy + Tired Garbage

1. Been three weeks. Too lazy to update. Currently juggling 50+ boys.
2. Granted a whore’s ultimate wish. Accepted into my dream school.
3. Sven. European model. Wants to fuck. “Never been with an Asian before.”
4. Jesse reconnected. Haven’t seen him since third grade. Meeting up next week.
5. Random boy. Foot fetish. Enough said.
6. Jack. Webcam mishap. Accented mother barging in. Total hilarity.
7. Eames. Mutual friend. Job is feeding llamas. Seriously serious.
8. Watched National Geographic with Elijah. Nothing sexual. Really.
9. "Get out those tits, girls” with Lux. Way too much penis.
10. Feeling like garbage. Sick again.
11. Being a freak-a-zoid. In desperate need of a prom date!